*tackles couch and blows up*
*clothes are now burned and torn to shreds*
I'll be right back, I need to change
*walks off*
*tackles couch and blows up*
*clothes are now burned and torn to shreds*
I'll be right back, I need to change
*walks off*
Stark, the name given to my ancestor for a feat of bravery. It means Strength, or Strong.
The motto give: fortiorum fortia facta (made stronger and braver)
I say, let us all be fortiorum fortia facta.
Spoiler: I'm an Ajin!
Spoiler: extra
For some reason I'm picturing J'Von couch just motoring around the thread on it's couch-steed now that it's sitting on other couches lol. Couch-jousting tourneys don't sound all that bad, though... We could collect a cover and an entry fee and I could make a lot of mo- eheheh, I mean, you know prize money to the winner, etc. etc.
Naming, help me run this scheme.
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Couch jousting, huh? I'm here for it.
We'll need to charge a decently large entry fee the first time we hold the contest, to cover the overhead. Gotta pay for the saddles and the lances and the insurance and all that. I'm sure all of ourunsuspecting victimscustomers will understand.
Taking bets and selling advertising slots is probably where the real money will come from, but you can't really get ahead of yourself and start planning for that off the first event. Plenty of time for that later.
Yes, yes. *wrings hands delightedly*
Considering the number of trigger-happy, immortal, rejuvenating, or otherwise hard-to-murderable and/or resurrectable friends in this thread, that would make for an interesting tournament. We could do a betting pool also.
The only downside is it might take so long there is never a second one. But... a forever showing can't be bad for ticket sales, eh?
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Yeah
just have me die 100 different ways
that'll be fun
Stark, the name given to my ancestor for a feat of bravery. It means Strength, or Strong.
The motto give: fortiorum fortia facta (made stronger and braver)
I say, let us all be fortiorum fortia facta.
Spoiler: I'm an Ajin!
Spoiler: extra
You could have your own show between jousts, Sniper. 'Nades & Fistfights, your specialities!
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Those are more like side gigs and backups
I'm really a sniper
Stark, the name given to my ancestor for a feat of bravery. It means Strength, or Strong.
The motto give: fortiorum fortia facta (made stronger and braver)
I say, let us all be fortiorum fortia facta.
Spoiler: I'm an Ajin!
Spoiler: extra
I suppose you could snipe audience members between jousts, but that seems like it could cut into profits. And be a liability. But, if we make them sign waivers then you know... why not? People love interactive events, right?
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Or I could snipe all the pickpockets and people trying to get in without payment
Stark, the name given to my ancestor for a feat of bravery. It means Strength, or Strong.
The motto give: fortiorum fortia facta (made stronger and braver)
I say, let us all be fortiorum fortia facta.
Spoiler: I'm an Ajin!
Spoiler: extra
Hm, yes, that's probably.... Probably makes more sense. Good thinking! Very civic-minded also.
Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture
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