My allies are strong and we have faced many hordes. Deadpool-Mongols that teleport, zombies who can cut a mean rug, carnivorous cuddle couches.
Plus, we're much more fun to join than fight against. We also have cookies. And fashion llamas.
My allies are strong and we have faced many hordes. Deadpool-Mongols that teleport, zombies who can cut a mean rug, carnivorous cuddle couches.
Plus, we're much more fun to join than fight against. We also have cookies. And fashion llamas.
Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture
I can confirm that it's more enjoyable to ally yourself with Alura. If you do, you will have a peaceful time of prosperity and technological advancement. Plus, she's just so darn cool.
What a sparkling endorsement. I'm sold.
Hmm also sold..if she enjoys cuddles!🤗
~plops down on her couch with her and smiles, crossing one leg over the other with a pur~
Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture
Well then, welcome to the party, GalaxyKit!
*throws in a couple more couches*
Weren't we in the middle of a tiny-couch transaction when I was eaten by a J'von-couch last? What ever happened to that one? Did it run off amongst the others?
Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture
~plops down on a couch tossed in by infrared. Sips her cup of warm comfort and smiles~ Call me Kit if you please. Less of a mouthful than Galaxykit don't you think?
Ah yes, the worlds smallest couch. It's the only one in existence. You'll never find a couch this small again. I'll sell it to you for seventy million eggs.
*stuffs two other small couches in pocket*
Trust me, this is the only smallest couch in the world. Buy it now before someone else does
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