The Life and times of Deadpool! M OOC
Hello beautiful people of the nice online role playing site! And as the title says, this is the adventure of me!
DEADPOOL
This will be my favorite place in the whole wide internet corner, here on this site! And with the rating I have given on the title with it. (Because Deadpool loves you guys too much enough to make sure none of you get hurt while entering into the fray! Like he always says!)
WARNING: This RP will contain Gore (Check), Violence (Check), Strong Language (Deadpool definitely needs that, Check), Sexual Content (....CHECK!), Cartoon Violence (It kinda gets weird sometimes...), Duck tape (Double Check), Awesome one liners (Lets think about that a little bit more), Alcohol (Even though I can't get drunk, it still good, check), Deadpool making sure everything turns out okay for everyone in the RP (Check, I think that's everything).
Yes, that and I don't wanna be dealing with any legal issues, because I don't like sitting in a courtroom for long hours and having to be bored in the chair behind that wooden desk and having to hear how little Johnny got his stomach ripped open by Wolverine's razor sharp claws. (It would be the third time going through that mess again, but last time that involved Taskmaster and his katana slicing through the hot blonde we accidently threw in the-) Now guys don't scare the potential newbies away! Let me do the talking from here. (Okay...)
Anyways, the start will be an okay average day. The birds a chirping, the wind is blow and spiderman must be off doing something else. Because I don't really see him here right now in downtown Manhattan. Did I forget to mention that our day starts in time square? Anyways, you guys have full permission to create your own super hero, villain, Anti-hero, or normal everyday person. (Real Life if anyone needs use to help you understand. See we made sure to helpyou there for you slow learners!) Oh, and this will be a Marvel/ DC/ Capcom multiverse mash-up!
Yeah, now let me set a bit of a good detailed story here... It's gonna be hard to top that awesome internet game I tried out a day ago.
That's my new friend, Slendy isn't much of a talker though. I took him to the recent comic-con convention...
Okay, back to the subject, its early noon down in time square. Everything is busy and packed as usual everyday life in the big apple. I'm sitting inside a nice little restaurant wondering what I'm have for lunch, when my handy-dandy slim smart phone starts vibrating in my pocket on my right thigh. (It's so annoying, and it feels creepy when it moves around. Its better then the Nyan cat ring tone that came with it. Less annoying though and I know no one lets complainers, but please if only I had some duct tape!) I take out the phone and turn it on to see my boss I'm currently hired on to, is getting ready to make his move. I casually make my smooth exit out the front door with my free hamburger I just received. (They weren't gonna let me take it out without paying for it, so showing a handgun to they're faces really turned the mood around quickly.) And I quickly walk down the street of time square to the bank at the other end of the big apple. (Thinking about how this heist I'm currently gonna do is going to play out. I don't think my employer knows yet that he has a 25,000 dollar hit on him by hammer head. Ah well, don't wanna spoil the fun for you guys! Lets go find out!)
Character sheet: Just read mine, so you get the hang of how I roll!
Name: Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
Occupation: Mercenary
Age: 25 (The weapon X program really slowed things down for me.)
Appearance: You guys know what I like, if not. I'm the happy king sitting on the throne at the top of this post.
Abilities: Healing Factor- keeps me healthy from diseases and lets me reattach limps that get cut off when I'm in combat; doesn't hurt much when they fall off. The bad side of it is that I can't really get drunk, but somehow tranquilizers do effect me... Oh and I'm also immune to telepathics and mind control! And of course I age slowly.
Teleportation Device- Over my years as a merc, one device that I've always kept around was the teleportation device I got on one of my many missions. Helps me out in combat, great for getting to the donut shop!
Super human- Can't lift no more than 800 lbs
Super human stamina- I can push myself very far for several days, so long as I don't get bored or stressed from it.
Super human agility- When it comes to fighting, I mostly definitely excel in the battlefield. Just ask the countless opponents six feet under, if they can still talk.
Super human reflexes- Yeah, when I see a mosquito, I can kill it, before it can bite me! That's what they get for leaving me so many itchy little marks on my body! Same goes for the bullets, they leave an even bigger mark! Though I usually move out of the way for those.
Super human speed- I can run fast, but I like my teleportation device. Saves me the hassle for going long distances without anyone or anything to talk too. Thanks trusty teleportation device, I've always loved you!
Skills:
Mix Martial Arts- I know everything from Judo to Kung fu, so come at me bro.
Master Assassin- Need someone taken care off with no actual evidence its your doing. Call me up, my number's on my signature just below this post!
Skilled Linguist- I know Japanese, German, Spanish, Dutch, English, French, amongst other languages too. You gotta know how to get around the world.
Medium Awareness of the fourth wall- If I didn't know about this, how would I be talking to you right now or even be typing this whole thing up?
Unpredictability- Yeah, let that word slowly dig into your mind. Hopefully you understand my personality.
ACCEPTED CHARACTERS:
Username: Capt. SPT
Name: Slade Wilson (Deathstroke)
Occupation: Gun for Hire
Age: late 60's but with the body and reflexes of a 20 year old
Appearance:
Abilities: Expert Marksman- Almost 100% accurate at all times with any weapon
Healing Factor- can regenerate anything but lost limbs
Expert tactitian- Can use 90% of his brain giving him the ability to do calculations that would take Bruce Banner a week in seconds, adapt to any situation, and learn and copy his opponent's moves just by observing them in action for a few seconds
Expert swordsman- Skilled with any blade from the long sword to the katana
Explosive Specialist- Anything that goes boom Deathstroke can use
Expert in all forms of combat- From wrestling to Kun Lan Martial arts,
Expert assassin- Boom! Slice! Bang! Snap! Knows every way to kill a person
Super strength, speed, and senses- He's no Superman but he could definately whoop Shazam's ass
Expert Linguist- Slade has mastered every language and dialect known to man
Username: infernia
Name: Dante (The Son of Sparda)
Occupation: Demon Hunter, entrepreneur
Age: 21
Appearance:
Spoiler:Spoiler:
Abilities: Healing Factor- A mandatory requirement for this topic it seems. Much like Slade and Wade, Dante possesses a Healing factor due to his half demonic heritage. The exact limit seems unknown, but from the looks of it he can survive up to limb removal. But, despite it's speed if he takes too much damage or is too exhausted his healing factor becomes less effective and he is more vulnerable too damage.
Superhuman speed- Due to being Half demon he can run faster then most ordinary people to an extent and has a heightened reaction time. How fast is he? He can't use normal handguns because of how fast he pulls the trigger causes the weapon to simply fall apart.
Superhuman strength: Can punch through Concrete.
Teleportation: Unlike his brother, dante can't quite perform a teleportation spam. He does, however, posess a short ranged teleport that he can use to close the gaps towards enemies. This can be substituted for a slight "Dash" though and can be used to propel himself forwards even through the air.
Devil Trigger: Dante's most iconic ability. He can briefly transform himself into a demonic form, granting him enhanced strength, speed, durability and even a more potent healing factor. It only lasts a short time though and to recharge it Dante has to indulge his demonic instincts and battle until it becomes available again. Dante doesn't use it unless he's in a really tight bind.
Skills:
Gunslinger: Dante is a capable gunman and is capable of performing "Trick Shots" as well as various Gun Kata's
Swordmaster: Dante is good with utilizing the more elegant weapons from a more civilized age, able to use anything from dual blades all the way up to katana's and Zweihanders.
Weapon instinct: He posses' a natural affinity with most weaponry. From the moment he picks it up, Dante simply needs a moment to practice with a weapon in order to understand it's in's and outs, resulting in a flashy and badass display as he learns a weapons abilities. After this? He can use most weapons rather well.
Parkour: The guy can run up (And Down!) walls, although the former only for a while. Regardless, he has shown a strong athletic ability at times.
Brawling: Dante has some skills in fighting in hand to hand combat, although he mainly mixes basic manuevors with his natural agility and athleticism to make it seem as though he can fight in a more complicated style then he usually can. In short, Dante's better with weapons.
One Liners and Insults: He's perfected this down to an art...let's just hope his player has too.
Username: Clyde
Name: Jone Yanrik
Occupation: Henchman Mafia; Guardian of The Darkness
Age: 22
Appearance:
Was this for real? You stared at what could have been an ageless god for all you knew. He looked younger than the age they posed, but his birth date said otherwise. He was effeminate, slender and delicate nothing that you consider to fear. Yet, they posed him as the most dangerous man you'd meet. Or one of the dangerous men you'd meet. His skin was pale and he was thin. He wore a black vest with a blue button down shirt. Black slacks and black dress shoes, all well maintained. Though his brown hair was wavy and curly. His eyes were as blue as the sky, maybe even bluer than the sky so pale they peered into your soul judging you. There was a kind of slithering darkness pouring from him. But there was everything opposite around him. The curious item he held, which was more for sentimental value was the blue scarf loosely wrapped around his neck. Speaking of loosely wrapped, around his neck a poorly knotted collar loosely fitting around his collar.
Exactly like image
Spoiler: Jone
Abilities: The Darkness
The power to summon countless legions of Darklings and tentacles of various shapes and sizes to eviscerate his opponents, interact with or manipulate the environment, and lift large objects such as vehicles and throw them across long distances.
Though these are really abilities of the Darkness itself. Jone uses The Darkness abilities to summon tentacles to rip apart his enemies in gruesome ways. The Darkness also acts as his shield, first the Darkness taking damage before he does to give time for his body to recover from superficial wounds.
And has the ability to summon darklings. Though rare Jone does this.
Jone himself uses his own skills of knowledge, of persuasion to lure his enemies into the shadows.
History:
In the beginning, there was The Darkness. Then God let the light in and The Universe was created. It began as planets and suns, then Humans began to form. The Darkness was enraged and began inhabiting one Human host after another all through the ages, each host thinking that they were The Darkness's master.
I was dead before I was alive. And I was born in Darkness before I was shed into Light. Yanrik is the name of the Shaman given by the coven that worshiped the Darkness. The Darkness sees us as eager tools that it can use. Yet it sees potential in some of the guardians. Specifically me as I am eager to please the Darkness.
Username: Slender man
Name: Unmanned weapon, IF prototype Model LQ-84i "BladeWolf"
Age: approx 1 ½ yrs. since creation
Occupation: Artificial intelligence, assassin.
Appearance:
Abilities/weapons:
LQ-84i, has a variety of blade-type weaponry. These included at least six spring-loaded knives that can be flung at an enemy at a quick rate. These knives, upon being launched, are also superheated to the extent that they can sear through metallic surfaces, indicating that they were a knife variant of the High frequency blade. In addition, he also has a chainsaw attached to his back, with a cutting ability strong enough to cut through stone as well as single handedly cause most of an entire building to collapse He can also use the chainsaw to cut into an enemy's heart, seriously wounding most individuals. He also has sharp claws, which he could use to grip and pin down enemies.
the Bladewolf's tail also acts as a manipulator arm, which he utilizes to hold his chainsaw. He also possesses stealth camo.
History: A prototype mech made with advanced technology, and developed within the lab's of a wealthy scientific corporation. Said to potentially replace hired assassins in the near future. A living thinking machine, with a mind that learns as it's life progresses. Similar to that of a human really, minus the full extent of human emotions..it's still a prototype after all.
RULES: I don't need rules, I threw out the rule book along time ago! But since this site has standards, let me lay down something for you unwary role players.
1) Don't try any funny stuff, unless you wanna find out how unpredictable I am. Than again, I don't even know how unpredictable I am. But just remember that...
2) I love you guys, from the moment you step the front door to the moment I have to through you to the curb in a body bag.
3) I want to have fun, so do you lovely rpers.
4) Space your paragraphs, I don't like long text boxes, makes me wanna shoot my computer. Then go to the store, buy another computer, take it home. And then throw it out the window!
5) I like Duct tape, lots and lots of duck tape. Give me duct tape and I will be happy to let you ride my fancy rocket car!
Originally Posted by Bee Bear
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