This RP is rated [PG-13]
Moderate language, violence, and gore
as opposed to Mature's EXTREME use of the above =P
Welcome, lesser beings of the omniverse, to an RP of epic proportions! Not even the lowly staff of RP can challenge the power of Ziltoid and his quest for coffee! Yes, I am currently using the account of some basement dweller to forward the RP of RPs upon this dreadfully depressing site of losers and poozers to make them feel even more... looserish. Enjoy!
Welcome (again) to the RP of RPs! Within this crude manifestation of words and symbols, you will be a witness of the awesome clash between Captain Sue and his Misfits against the greatest alien from the fourth dimension: Ziltoid (me) the omniscient! You will be partaking in Sue's side of this adventure as I do get tired of talking about myself constantly.
"Alright, crew, time to gather your gear and prepare to set out on a journey to find what you can about Ziltoid's whereabouts and getting a new ship. We know that Captain Marty Stu has been taken hostage by a band of pirates unlike ourselves. They have several ships orbiting the moon and are surely tracking for us now and will shortly be teleporting men to investigate the crash. I'll help you with all I can. I need you to find a suitable base of operations for me so I can transfer myself over to there. We'd use a flash drive, but one of the crew members broke it. Good luck and don't forget your training! BOB out."
RPA Rules apply (sadly)
The word of the GM is Lawl
This is easy. Don't start none, won't be none. Just keep it cool and let's have fun.
Oh, don't go too crazy with the weapons or gear. Like a nuke-firing pistol or a cute cat that can clear the battlefield in seconds.
Imp - Captain Sue (Engineer, Infiltrator)
Rogue - Quartermaster (Hacker, Demolitons)
Oddysen - Jacob "The Machine" Tiez-hu-xiao (Hacker)
Enemies & Frenemies
*Fixed images and typos and made minor edits
*Decreased Crew size from 10 to 6 to hurry things along. This means there can only be one of each class available to choose from.
*Added ability for Captain and Quartermaster to use two classes for when the crew splits up, both parties will have all classes available. However, These two characters can only use one class during a mission and must choose wisely.
Updated Crew list.
*Opened RP and increased crew to 10. Info related to Timed chapters has been struck through for now.