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    Hot Really bad jokes and puns

    I hope you guys are ready for the bad jokes and puns thread.


    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground Beef.


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    If only I wasn't so lazy. I'd go back through my skype chats and show y'all how bad jokes are done.

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No eye deer.

    Yes, but what do you all a deer with no eyes AND no legs?

    Still no eye deer.

    Fine, but what do you call a deer with no eyes, and no legs, who is having sex?

    Still no f*cking eye deer!!!
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    Hahaha. This is so bad. xD


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    What happens when a cow jumps over a fence?
    Udder destruction.

    What do we want?!?
    Low flying airplane noises!!
    When do we want them?

    NYYYYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
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    Nara you just killed me. I am dead from these jokes.


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    I love that airplane one. I seriously die before I can finish it every time I try to say it.


    What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
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    Hahaha. I love this thread. I can't stop laughing! I will have to post more bad jokes xD


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    Two chemists walk into a bar.

    The first chemist says, "I'll have some H20."

    The second chemist says, "I'll have H20 too."

    The second chemist dies.


    I'm sorry for the chemistry jokes... I can't stop myself.

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    Wow. That was so sad.

    Why did the banana go see the DR?
    Because he was peeling bad.


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