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    I only make bad chemisty jokes because all the good ones argon.

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    A pair of jumper leads walks into a bar. And the barman says "OK, you can have a drink. But don't start anything!"
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    Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

    She had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Suzie.



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    A man brings a giraffe into the bar and feeds it alcohol until it falls to the ground and passes out. The man gets up to leave when the bartender shouts "You can't leave that lyin' here!"

    The man says "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."


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    How do you start a pudding race?


    Just say go.
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    Wow xD

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    How do you make a plumber cry?

    You kill his family.


    How do you confuse a blonde?

    Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.


    What's red and bad for your teeth?

    A brick.

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    What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? Whats great for a snack, and fits on your back? It's log, log, log!

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    I would make a Lord of the Rings pun, but all the good ones Aragorn...

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