Really bad jokes and puns

[Zulera301]

a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers, please!"

[Crazywolf]

The Roman Emperors were great fans of Star Wars. So much so in fact that they built their palaces on Palpatine Hill.

Only a history nerd will get that one.

[MidKnight]

3 drunk guys called for a Taxi cab. Taxi showed up and the three guys get inside. The driver knew they were drunk and placed the car in park and said. "We're here." First guy thank the driver, second guy paid the driver, but the third guy slaps the driver and said. "That's for almost wrecking us!!"

[Crazywolf]

Two crusaders were having a picnic in the holy land. One said "we've got to get salad in".

[Crazywolf]

Bump.

More bad jokes needed...

[DannyPhantom]

Not sure if I posted this or something else posted this, but why does an space rock taste better than a Earth rock? Because the space rock is meatier.

[Crazywolf]

So I hear America has been busy electing centaurs again.

[Namingtoohard]

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak

[Bee Bear]

Just going to go ahead and tag @Jeremor; in here ... This is your nirvana, I think.

[Crazywolf]

What's the funniest ever piece of fruit?


A pun apple.