Live long and prosper! No, scratch that, you’ll die soon and suffer from these horrible Vulcan puns.
Psst, hey, let me tell you a secret. Everyone thinks Spock has two ears - they’re wrong! He has three ears - the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
On the topic of ears, we all know that Spock has pointy ears, but Scotty? What does he have?
Oh, it gets worse. The next few jokes will really pinch your nerves.
I know what you’re thinking. Oh no, she Vulcan't do that.
Wow, what a lot of Vulcan puns!
I must be in Pun Farr.