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    Live long and prosper! No, scratch that, you’ll die soon and suffer from these horrible Vulcan puns.

    Psst, hey, let me tell you a secret. Everyone thinks Spock has two ears - they’re wrong! He has three ears - the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

    Hehe.

    On the topic of ears, we all know that Spock has pointy ears, but Scotty? What does he have?

    Engineers.

    Oh, it gets worse. The next few jokes will really pinch your nerves.

    *laugh track*

    I know what you’re thinking. Oh no, she Vulcan't do that.

    Wow, what a lot of Vulcan puns!

    I must be in Pun Farr.

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    Did George Lucas base America on Star Wars and why is Hamlet based on The Lion King.
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    Captain's Log. Star date yes please.
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    The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

    There was no coffin at the funeral.

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    Being a viking was a quite dangerous job, that's the reason why you often had a lot of viking worriers.
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    Here are two jokes for you folks:

    Why don't skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

    *Knock knock*

    "Who's there?"

    "Owls."

    "Owls who?"

    "That's it. Owls who."

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    Xbox One Gamertag: Free Today56 just say who you are first.
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    What starts with a Bee...

    Honey.
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    How is a Raven like writing desk?


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