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    Quote Originally Posted by SikstaSlathalin View Post
    Naw mine works fine.

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    Why do rogues prefer leather armor?

    Because it's made from hide.

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    I asked a french man if he had any game consoles. He replied, "Wii."

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    It's quite the shame no one had poor Vivaldi's Bach: he died Baroque!

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    My car won't start. The engine died of car-Rona.

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    What's black, white, and red all over?

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    What did the horse say after it tripped?
    Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

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