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  1. 01-07-2019, 11:52 PM #361
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    Why did the cowboy decide to get a dachshund?

    Someone told to him to get a long little doggie!
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  3. 01-13-2019, 09:57 PM #363
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    I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a shitzu.
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    Did you ever notice the way actors are always pretending to be someone they're not.
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    I used to think that checking the weather forecast was difficult but actually it's a breeze.
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    You know what Hitler was really good at?


    Killing Hitler.


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  7. 03-11-2019, 06:06 PM #367
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    What's the difference between a rhetorical question and a joke without a punchline?
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Cause it's legs moved it forward.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SikstaSlathalin View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Cause it's legs moved it forward.
    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side *heavenly music starts playing*

    (It's a suicide joke we've been telling our children for generations)
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    Well, if you covered a Apple computer in cheese, would it be mac and cheese? Or cheesy mac?
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