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    Quote Originally Posted by SikstaSlathalin View Post
    How is a Raven like writing desk?
    I honestly have no idea... how is a raven like a writing desk?
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    Cause there's a B in both and an N in neither.


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    Actually it's the other way around.
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    Lol---perhaps Siks is drinking again...

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    Who was the biggest killjoy at Hogwarts?


    Serious Black.
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    One day The Devil complained that he was finding hell very difficult to manage to which The Antichrist replied that that was what came of having too many lions in the fire.
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    Naw mine works fine.

    But which way is up down under?


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    What do you call a scenario in which a monk steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the stovetop?

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    I wonder if all that boat building stuff was part of Noah's character ark.
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    This thread is inPAWSably fun

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