I'd warn them that California's full of hippies, Utah's full of minivans, Wyoming is the most beautiful state in the country, Nebraska is literally nothing but corn, God turns a blind eye on Illinois, Virginia is full of communists, everything in Florida is in the 80s, We are petitioning to have New Jersey sunk into the ocean, only the strong-willed will be able to survive in New Mexico, and that Poland is not a state.
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