Ruin a Wish

[yzaidkane]

Granted but the coffee tastes horrible and makes you shit yourself whenever you drink it.

Wish I had a scholarship

[Enigma]

Try Google.

I wish I knew where my sewing machine foot disappeared to?

[kib5553]

Granted, but everything else disappears. Everything.

I wish I could have a second wish.

[Storm]

Granted, but technically wishing for a second wish is a wish so that was your second wish and now used (AKA: No Wish For You).

I wish today was already over.

[Breggo13]

Granted but today was your last day on Earth....so, you died. RIP.

I wish I had my own horse

[yzaidkane]

Granted you now have your own replica of a horse.

Wish I could shape shift.

[Breggo13]

Granted, you can only shapeshift into a cucumber.

I wish to find my perfect job.

[kib5553]

Granted, but there are no positions open.

I wish that I could be immortal.

[Storm]

Granted, but you have and endless tooth ache.

I wish I had some coconut cream pie (what, this early in the morning, gawd, are you human? … ummm, not really, wait, I was wishing not answering, huh.)

[kib5553]

Granted, but it’s poisoned.

I wish I could be famous.