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    Danger turtle...

    Granted! You never have to pay any bills, but you are now a master thief wanted in all countries. You live a life of crime and extravagance until you are gunned down in a blaze of glory attempting a heist at the Louvre. With your own gun. By accidentally dropping it and having it fire and ricochet into you, mortally wounding you. So less a blaze and more an embarrassing fizzle, I suppose you might say. The news outlets certainly did!

    At any rate, it was fun while it lasted, right? Right?!

    I wish that I had a spare charger.

    Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture 

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    Granted, you now have a spare charger. Wait, did you want one that works?

    I wish for cheese

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    Granted, but now you're lactose intolerant.

    I wish I could have a tasty burger

    "Even Dreams, can be a nightmare"
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    Granted, but it's made of insect meat.

    I wish for $1,000,000.00

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    Granted, but it all goes straight to charity donated under an anonomous name

    I wish I had fire

    "Even Dreams, can be a nightmare"
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    Granted, but it's in a bottle that remains cool and cannot be broken or unsealed!

    I wish that I could think about a research subject and have a paper about it write itself.

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    Congrats, you have come up with the most brilliant and world changing project. The information and knowledge will change nations and usher in a new era of peace and prosperity.

    It's written in an undecipherable language that can only be stored in a notepad that must be kept on you at all times.

    I wish I could shapeshift into any real or fictional character, regardless of its creator

    "Even Dreams, can be a nightmare"
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    Granted! Unfortunately, copyright infringement suits and other squabble over style, ownership, etc., tie you up in litigation for libel, impersonation, and a host of other things so that you never see the light of day again in the real world or any of your imaginary ones!

    I wish that I slept better than I do!

    Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture 

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    Granted, you are now in a coma!

    I wish I could focus better on things

    "Even Dreams, can be a nightmare"
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    Congratulations! You now have bulbous, faceted bugs eyes! All over your head!

    I wish the next post would have two wishes granted!

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