Granted, but because of that only one Sin existed and that is the sin we all love called Lust.
I wish I didn't have such a notsparkletastic immune system
Granted, but because of that only one Sin existed and that is the sin we all love called Lust.
I wish I didn't have such a notsparkletastic immune system
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Granted, but now you have no legs.
I wish for pie.
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Breath deep as the snow falls around you. Let it fill your lungs and purify the fires of doubt within you.
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Granted but its the last pie in the universe. No more will be made.
I wish i could see in the dark
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Granted, but you can no longer see in the light.
I wish I had more time for my garden.
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Granted. Lucky for you, you ARE the garden... you're the prettiest flower in the garden.
I wish I could cast spells like a mage.
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Granted, and you are almost god-like in your abilities; but if discovered you are ostracized as both a heretic and a monster from most of the world and must live a secluded life being hunted by greedy companies, governments, and scientists who wish to exploit you as much as the others wish to destroy you.
I wish time travel were real.
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Granted. Your DeLorean caught car-rona and can't take you home.
I wish girls found me attractive.
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Granted. Your DeLorean caught car-rona and can't take you home.
I jest.
You can't wish for what is already true. Though for the purposes of this post: Granted. All women find you attractive and are drawn to you above all others, irresistibly. If you ignore them, they become obsessive, competitive, and stalk you day and night in droves. If you indulge them, they are little better, though those with whom you associate seek to be with you 24/7. This escalates until you are little more than a pet in a gilded cage, handed off to the revolving door of fan club presidents who make it to the top of the crazy pile until they are once more unseated and a new maniac takes their place.
I wish i could climb like a monkey!
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Granted, you can now climb like a monkey. Because you are now a monkey. I turned you into a monkey. Say goodbye to wearing pants, ya monkey.
I wish for world peace.
In December of the year 2020 a great plague wracks the world. Unable to stop the spread, millions die leaving a small sub-section of the population that either has natural immunity or lives in isolation. The isolated rarely emerge from the safety of their homes and the immune rarely see another living being. While nature reclaims cities and signs of technology and industry are glimpsed only through the verdant veil of new life, the world knows true peace. Your best friend becomes a volleyball with a bloody handprint-face. Welcome to paradise!
I wish my candle would never burn out.
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