Last edited by Macie Lightfoot; 05-02-2018 at 09:22 PM.
"Boss," interrupts a badger wearing a Zoot suit and sporting a toothpick in the corner of his mouth,"Dis bodyguard gig is easy. Ya just stand around scowlin' at people 'n' shovin' them when dey gets in da way. Sure, ya might have ta take a bullet fer dem, but look at me! Notta scratch!"
"Toothpick, you're barely waist-high on me! How are you going to stop a bullet if someone tries to shoot me?"
"Dat's why we keep ya tied up in da trunk! Besides, yur a dame, she's a dame, ain't nobody gonna look twice at ya!"
"Gee, thanks."
"And you like dat mushy stuff."
"I like romcoms! It's different."
"So...?" Toothpick grins, a gleam in his eye.
"...Maybe, I don't know."
Last edited by Enigma; 05-02-2018 at 09:20 PM.
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A few years ago during a D&D rp the DM threatened to badger us if we didn't post, and I've been stuck with the Badger Gang ever since. They're more comic relief than anything, hanging out in ooc threads but sometimes they're useful for talking things through. Every so often I write a short story with them. They don't show up in game, unless it's a really weird game.
But yes, that's how I rp, is it a problem?
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Sorry about that, I think they watched too many old gangster movies when they were growing up.
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It's okay. Just... i can't follow that talk. I really can't. I do apologize.
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