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    Just then, a Squirrel in Gucci Suit enters with a leather briefcase.

    "Master of all things Toast, if it pleases you, allow me to introduce myself, I am Ferdinand Jasmon Marcos Case the Third Esquire, Attorney at Law. I have been retained by the numerous Squirrels at the Squirrel Command Center who are concerned with their ultimate Supreme Commander and the reckless manor he is risking another RPApocalypse."

    The Lawyer sets a signed document before the Master of all things Toast "This document is a signed waiver allowing any member of RPALandia to set a hit against Commander Storm and not lose their life should Storm respond within the three days. It is his valid signature on the document Master Omac. Well, a little disclosure is in order, he signed it when arbitrary signing invoices and fast food orders. He does not realize what he signed however it is a valid document none the less Master Omac. Our Commander has to be stopped Master of all things Toast. We are trying to convince him to order a hit against Enigma. That is sure to result in her Badgers to be set loose on Commander Storm. This however would be a good first step, to allow anyone to mention the Commander without fear of losing their lives."

    With that, the lawyer tips his hat "Good day Master Omac."

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    Omac nodded. "Thank you squirrel for coming forward. I promise that you will be honored for this." He took the contract, folding it up, and slipping it into his pocket. "I am afraid though, that this conversation is not something the citizens of RPA can know about. I assure you this contract will go to a good cause but I can't exactly have a squirrel running rampid spilling my secrets." He snapped his fingers as two more dogs made out of butter appeared, only these ones were much more vicious, and also were boiling to a point of scorching the floor. "This are my version of hellhounds. Property of hell. A little creation of mine now that I'm bad." He sicked the dogs towards the lawyer. "If you though Storm taking over RPA was bad, just you wait!"

    Omac then made his way back to Kris office.


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    As Omac created two Buttery Hell Hounds, the Lawyer simply offered
    "Hell hounds … from Hell, like Duh, like they could be ordered off WalMart's website or something."

    As the Hell Hounds descended upon the Lawyer, the Squirrel's last squeak was "I'm NOT cleaning up this furry burnt spot on the floo…" was all he could get out before a burnt spot on the floor is all that remains of the Lawyer.

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    Anyone have anymore questions for the demon of Decay?


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    A rift tore through the space as it enlarged itself to a humanoid size with Kiro stepping forth. The boy peeked about and then glanced at Omac sitting upon his said throne. "Toast. Still doing butter things yes?" He asked and smiled softly. "I wanna know more on this decay thing. Explain all you can about it would you?"
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    if a feminist is alone in n empty forest, is the patriarchy still oppressing her?

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    Of course o.o they oppressed her going in the first place
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    i believe i ws asking omac

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    Sir Toastie.

    Would you consider role playing with a group?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro Akira View Post
    A rift tore through the space as it enlarged itself to a humanoid size with Kiro stepping forth. The boy peeked about and then glanced at Omac sitting upon his said throne. "Toast. Still doing butter things yes?" He asked and smiled softly. "I wanna know more on this decay thing. Explain all you can about it would you?"
    Silly Kiro. There is so little that you understand. Decay is already here and you'll know soon enough. You'll all know.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cfavano View Post
    if a feminist is alone in n empty forest, is the patriarchy still oppressing her?
    There is no patriarchy in the forest. There is only freedom! I'm assuming. I don't know much about the feminism vs patriarchy works.

    Quote Originally Posted by Leanna View Post
    Sir Toastie.

    Would you consider role playing with a group?
    Probably! Right now I'm a judge in the Purgament and working on a few side projects. I'm open to finding a new group RP, and I few itches I need scratched, but it depends on what is presented to me!


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