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    Default Red Snow - an Impiology Experiment

    NO LONGER ACCEPTING ENTRIES


    Sadistic Santa has plans for humanity this year. He seeks carnage from those greedy enough to kill for their gifts.Times are changing, and so is the naughty and nice list.

    Those wanting presents this year are sent to a winter wonderland; an arena where they will awaken with a gift containing a random weapon and some supplies to barely survive a couple days. They will also receive a Secret Slayer Tracker which randomly selects others nearby to be hunted.

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    -Standard, Sub-standard, and Gold Member Status rules apply.
    -Take your drama to the PMs
    -Those who can't play:
    Chairs
    Santa's elves (get back to WORK!!!)
    Donald Trump
    People from Rhode Island (your state is a lie and SO ARE YOU)
    The Clairvoyant (I figure you saw that coming)
    Ke$ha
    The Alt-Right (come at me BRO!)

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    Weapon List: (for those curious)
    1 - Sharpened No. 2 Pencil - Meant for more than just the SATs.
    2 - Gamecube console - A durable little thing...
    3 - Broken beer bottle - Only $2.99 at Walmart!
    4 - Toothbrush - Get cleaning!
    5 - Fruitcake - Everyone hates it... make them choke on it!
    6 - A Rusty, Trusty AK-47 - A classic!
    7 - Ice pick - You get the point. =P
    8 - Tom Cruise Missile - Like a regular cruise missile but with 10x the talent.
    9 - Giant Gummy Worm - Have your foe choke to death on your thick, long weapon.
    10 - Rusty Knife - If the blade doesn't do the trick, the tetanus should.
    11 - Katana - A cliche killer!
    12 - Bolt Action Hunting Rifle - Seems fitting.
    13 - Musket - Powder, Patch, Ball!
    14 - A spork - ...or is it a fopoon?
    15 - Tommy Gun - Comes with a fedora!
    16 - A broken record - A broken record.
    17 - Rolled up Vanity Fair Magazine - The articles in this one are rather drab.
    18 - Used Syringe - Not sure what was in there... not sure I want to know...
    19 - High-Velocity BB Gun - You'll shoot more than the target's eye out.
    20 - Slingshot! - The world is your ammo!
    21 - Several Tomahawks - Get Native on your foes! Scalping might be a bit too much, though.
    22 - Cat-apult - Back-mounted catapult that launches wayward cats.
    23 - Chain whip - hwip it! hwip it good!
    24 - Flare Gun - Light up the night... and your foe.
    25 - A naked photo of your mom - It is that terrifying
    26 - Crossbow - Reload time is annoying...
    27 - Katar/Punching Dagger - Either one gets the job done in style!
    28 - Hot Coffee!!! - IT BURNS!!!!
    29 - Cerebral Bore - Locks onto brainwaves and fires a drill that bores into the target brain.
    30 - Acidthrower - Shoot a steady stream of acid to really melt away the problems!


    WINNER:
    G
    Last edited by Imp; 01-12-2019 at 12:08 AM.

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    Name: G
    What you Want: (for Christmas) World Peace... Nah, just kidding! A bottle of your finest, well-aged whiskey and a small, tropical island to drink it on.

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    Melee - 4. Get within range of these tiny arms and it's on like donkey kong, bitches.
    Range - 1. Long-distance vision is a little blurry, never been a gun with sports that involve catching or throwing.

    Weapon : 17 (I've never fet so much pressure choosing a number )


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    Name: Merry
    What you Want: More vacation time, someplace warm
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    Melee - 2 - don't have the biceps to crush you, but I'll do ok
    Range - 3 -you should run, cause if I got you in my scope, you're toast
    Weapon - 13 - always my lucky number
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    Name: D’Nafein, Dark Lord of the Gif
    What you Want: Unlimited access to any Swiss Bank Account I desire.
    Weapon: 21
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    Melee - 2 - Though untrained I have watched every Bruce Lee movie, seen every version of Highlander, and routinely watch fantasy series. Come at me and face my Tv Fu
    Range - 3 - Military trained, but out of practice.
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    Name: Q
    What you Want: Lego Star Wars set 75192 and/or planeticket to Patagonia
    Weapon: 13

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    Melee - 3 (I've spent years honing my makebelieve swordfightingskills on imaginary orks and real children)
    Range - 2 (My nerfgun hand is fast and quick, but alas, it's a mere nerfgun)
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    Name: Kris
    What you Want: My own inhouse jacuzzi, or just big tub.
    Weapon: 6

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    Melee - 1 (I'm a weakling)
    Range - 4 (Careful I have my glasses on! also, Israeli trainging with M-16!)

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    Name: Alexander O'Keely
    What you Want: A fucking DRAGON, but if that isn't available, your most badass war-ax
    Weapon: 19
    Melee - 3 (good with any ax, be that a tomahawk, Viking ax, hatchet or firemen's ax, If it axes, I chopses.)
    Range - 2 (I am good at throwing axes.)

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