NO LONGER ACCEPTING ENTRIES
Sadistic Santa has plans for humanity this year. He seeks carnage from those greedy enough to kill for their gifts.Times are changing, and so is the naughty and nice list.
Those wanting presents this year are sent to a winter wonderland; an arena where they will awaken with a gift containing a random weapon and some supplies to barely survive a couple days. They will also receive a Secret Slayer Tracker which randomly selects others nearby to be hunted.
-Standard, Sub-standard, and Gold Member Status rules apply.
-Take your drama to the PMs
-Those who can't play:
Santa's elves (get back to WORK!!!)
People from Rhode Island (your state is a lie and SO ARE YOU)
The Clairvoyant (I figure you saw that coming)
The Alt-Right (come at me BRO!)
Weapon List: (for those curious)
1 - Sharpened No. 2 Pencil - Meant for more than just the SATs.
2 - Gamecube console - A durable little thing...
3 - Broken beer bottle - Only $2.99 at Walmart!
4 - Toothbrush - Get cleaning!
5 - Fruitcake - Everyone hates it... make them choke on it!
6 - A Rusty, Trusty AK-47 - A classic!
7 - Ice pick - You get the point. =P
8 - Tom Cruise Missile - Like a regular cruise missile but with 10x the talent.
9 - Giant Gummy Worm - Have your foe choke to death on your thick, long weapon.
10 - Rusty Knife - If the blade doesn't do the trick, the tetanus should.
11 - Katana - A cliche killer!
12 - Bolt Action Hunting Rifle - Seems fitting.
13 - Musket - Powder, Patch, Ball!
14 - A spork - ...or is it a fopoon?
15 - Tommy Gun - Comes with a fedora!
16 - A broken record - A broken record.
17 - Rolled up Vanity Fair Magazine - The articles in this one are rather drab.
18 - Used Syringe - Not sure what was in there... not sure I want to know...
19 - High-Velocity BB Gun - You'll shoot more than the target's eye out.
20 - Slingshot! - The world is your ammo!
21 - Several Tomahawks - Get Native on your foes! Scalping might be a bit too much, though.
22 - Cat-apult - Back-mounted catapult that launches wayward cats.
23 - Chain whip - hwip it! hwip it good!
24 - Flare Gun - Light up the night... and your foe.
25 - A naked photo of your mom - It is that terrifying
26 - Crossbow - Reload time is annoying...
27 - Katar/Punching Dagger - Either one gets the job done in style!
28 - Hot Coffee!!! - IT BURNS!!!!
29 - Cerebral Bore - Locks onto brainwaves and fires a drill that bores into the target brain.
30 - Acidthrower - Shoot a steady stream of acid to really melt away the problems!