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    Default The Horrible Advice Thread

    Have a problem? Then you should probably do that something about that! Have an imaginary problem? Post it in this here thread. Then watch as the next person gives you amazing but actually quite terrible advice. You must also ask for advice in the same post. No real life problems please.

    Example: My car is dirty!
    Answer: You should probably wash it.

    Example: My princess is in another castle!
    Answer: You should try crawling into a cannon and getting to a different one.

    Example: My jokes aren't funny anymore!
    Answer: Make a forum game so other people can be more funny then you.

    Be more funny then me. Go wild. Not too wild. Unless that's your thing. In that case, go wild.


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    I have writers block what do I do? o.o
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    Balance is always key. Try carving it into a writing triangle.

    It's too hot in my apartment and too cold outside.


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    Turn on your oven. If you burn down the house, it might make the air surrounding your apartment warmer.

    I have the energy to be productive but don't have the motivation to start any projects. Help?

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    Tell yourself when you finish you can have a cookie.

    My cat has gone cross-eyed.
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    Tape its eyes back straight



    I cant sleep
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    Sleep is over rated, drink more coffee.

    I can't find my phone.

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    You should ask around in Discord, I'm sure someone there has seen it.

    My sleep schedule is all messed up.
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    Hire an assistant to fix that for you.

    A bright orange puffball is being chased by something lean, red, and scaly with a lot of claws and teeth. Between the squeals, screams, and snarling they're making quite a racket. What should I do?
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    Grab some popcorn and a camera. We can make a documentary off of this.

    I tried putting all my eggs in one basket but I broke a few. What can I do?


    The seals have been broken...
    The Purgament has begun...
    The Piper's out of the basement...
    The Dead have started to boogie...
    Decay is Coming

    Spoiler: The winner is... 

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