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    Get another basket and move some of the eggs in there.

    Oh sugar muffins. My computer's motherboard died. What should I do?

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    Give it a week for the funeral.

    A strange but unthreatening alien inside an egg-shaped spaceship has just landed in my back yard and is asking where to find Stephen Spielberg?
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    Google search it.


    I cant find my pet rock
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    Just wait it out, it might be stoned.

    My Sqirrel invasion force lost it's direction, what to do?

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    Get a compass, it always points north so they cant lose direction


    I want to fly
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    Find a trash bag, there should be plenty there.

    I think my cat wants to kill me. What should I do?

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    Get it curious about something instead.

    I got the simp, Squirrels In My Pants, what do I do about it?

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    Take your pants off and burn the squirrels with them?

    Im scared of life.
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    Spend a night in a cemetery. You'll learn to appreciate it.

    I'm afraid of my neighbors dog.

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    Eat your neighbor. Can't be afraid of your neighbors dog if you don't have a neighbor.

    I have no burger :(

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