Couch King or Queen!!!

[Sinderella]

Where there are couches, I shall be there. I will reign supreme. :3

[Alura]

Neverrr!!! For the Ottomon-Couch Alliaaaaannnccceeeee!

*clings to the seat cushion and flings self onto the couch and presumably the current occupant*

[Sinderella]

Oh, Milady. You've seem to have fallen into my lap.

Might a poor sinner get a kiss?

[InfraredHero]

Oh, uh.. should I give you two some privacy? I can enter my secret underground and go into hiding now if need be.

[Alura]

No, no, this actually works to the benefit of the alliance. If she wants to be a queen we can always use a Queen Consort, right? I mean... That seems like a legitimate politico-esque reasoning for me to fling myself into a soft lap, right? Right... Right.

What were we talking about?

[Sinderella]

I'unno. But I've been told if I lick it it's mine.

[Alura]

Ha! When my own words come back to haunt me.

[InfraredHero]

Well, I think it's time for me to retreat until the Couch Country figures itself out. Regrettably, I leave the Ottoman Empire without a King for some time. I only hope it does not tear itself apart. *Takes the top of the Ottoman off, revealing a deep hole. Bows, then climbs into the Ottoman's darkness.*

[Sinderella]

And then there were two.

Icing out the competition. Woo.

[SikstaSlathalin]

*kicks the wall in wearing full barbarian garb and brings my own ottoman cushion to claim the abandoned seat before I flip the couch and place my barbaric ottoman stop it.* I Siksta Khan claim both lands for the Greater Sikgol Horde.