Couch King or Queen!!!

[Alura]

*fills several buckets with water and hands one to Sin, then passes an umbrella to InfraredHero* Guard the booze, Brave InfraredHero! We have an interloper to scupper! *tips the bucket over J'Von's head*

[InfraredHero]

Oh no, not the booze! *places the booze behind back, then pulls out butter knife and enters fighting stance* Back off, villain! I gotta butter knife and I know how to use it! And even more, I've got an umbrella now too! Don't mess with me!!

[Sinderella]

;Dumps the other bucket on J'von and then crashes onto couch. - I should pass out.

[Alura]

Rest well~ *pulls a blanket over Sin and tucks a throw pillow under her head*

Well defended, InfraredHero! Another invasion pushed back. We cannot let it spoil the mood! Though we should likely find a way to shore up our defenses against further attack. Perhaps! Well... To persuade or to invade? Do you think the others are open to a peace treaty?

[InfraredHero]

Hmm, I wonder...

I wager Sin would entertain the idea of a temporary peace arrangement at the very least. Though J'Von might take some extra convincing.

Perhaps we can settle this dispute permanently by bringing in more furniture for the unlanded among us. Then they don't have to fight you for rulership of Couch Country. And we can make a new alliance unlike any the lands have ever seen.

[Dnafein]

[Alura]

Does that mean Sin & I win, since we were technically the last on the couch before the destruction?

[MidKnight]

*pushes in another couch*

[Sinderella]

Y'all abandoned the couches, therefore, I reign Supreme!

[Biscuit]

Actually there is a something that you don't understand here... how do the couches feel about this?