(The Former?! Uh... Explanation please.)
It wasn't long... merely just a moment or two when it came to the point where the show was about to start...
Rupaul: *Starting the show with a quick preview* Today's on Rupaul's drag Race... prepare for a show that will spice your core and get your hearts tingling with delight. These fine drag teens and newcomers to the world of drag... are here to show if they got what it takes to grab the balls of competition and get a rise to the top. *Showing a preview of the contestants who're to be seen for the day's show* They're young... but agile and very luscious in spirit. Each one with a drive for drag and Passionate determination. Which one among them will claim the prize at the end... while the rest choke upon their own... smoke? Find out on today's Rupaul's Drag Race.
Rupaul: Hello all... To another episode of Rupaul's Drag Race. It's gonna be hot and blinding. With flash and Life. Colors are abound... At the end of the show... the judges will be making their pick for who's the winning choice. The Judges are Ross Matthews... Carson Kressley... and righthand assistant and companion Michelle Visage. And there's also an extra Judge... Alumni Drag Queen Superstar... Jujubee.
Michelle Visage: *At the Judge's table* I can't wait to see what these new faces come up with. Some of them already have names though. Ren Caine is said to be with the name Corporal Candy. With the sheen kiss of candy.
Rupaul: That's gonna be a hard name to live by. Sweet but hard. It's just gonna be a question of whether they're able to tuck their rather personal candies and protect them. Some of the competing is liable to get a tad physical.
Carson: Oh... no. Not too physical. Just a light touch. We also got ones like... Jess Black, Jack Marsh...Harold Creed. Ross Rhodes. Jess Black is with the drag name Blackbird. Rather chilling. Jack Marsh is with this drag name: Ruby Beats.
Ross Matthews: Harold Creed's got the push for a sassy name... Mystical Gingersnap. With gingerish steps and snap of a stride. Ross Rhodes is with the drag name: Rustling whips. I can suspect that the two known dragsters Passion Kiss and Rainbow Kiss... they're gonna have to compete with full throttles.
Rupaul: Oh no, Honeys... they already are. they happen to have the drive of love. Passion Kiss has the Rising Star's seal of Approval and Rainbow Kiss has the luscious embrace of a feminine beauty. Those two have it all locked in.
In the audience...
Alice: Sounds like the show's gonna be heating up.
Randy: If anyone's got this... it's Jeremy and Sandy.
Jessie: I agree.
Jasmine: Who's gonna win the prize though?
Curtis: *Shivers with exhilaration* i can't wait to see what happens.
Alistar: If anyone can do this... Jeremy and Sandy can.
Saphiroth: *Excited*
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