For all those twisted little fortunes you wouldn't like to find in a fortune cookie.
Your lucky lottery numbers are 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13.
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For all those twisted little fortunes you wouldn't like to find in a fortune cookie.
Your lucky lottery numbers are 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13.
Last edited by Enigma; 07-08-2022 at 08:07 PM.
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"You'll be ok.
You have no choice."
I could not resist because I've kept this fortune on my desk for months, it was so bizarre.
"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."
Thanks to Hayabusa/Ryoku for the set.
"Think on things you take for granted. Unless you saw the pig slaughtered, are you certain it's pork?"
Your Lucky Numbers are 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, Y
The final battle,
Pain, suffering; overcome,
by the united.
"The early bird gets the worm.
The second mouse gets the cheese."
Put all your efforts into whatever makes you happy, and enjoy the resulting nightmare.
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"Death is lighter than a feather, Duty; heavier than a mountain.
The final battle,
Pain, suffering; overcome,
by the united.
Oh, the places you will see! The Internal Revenue office, a court room, a prison cell...
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The people closest to you need the shortest knives.
The final battle,
Pain, suffering; overcome,
by the united.
The journey of a thousand steps comes to an abrupt halt...
...your laces are untied.
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