Rated M: Drugs, adult material, romance, violence, gore, swearing, and other gnarly stuff. Absurd Satire and Twisted Humor
Society dubs them Social Justice Warriors. What if the greatest philosophers and theist of the world, were simply that? True Warriors. What if all the great wars, were defeated by great philosophers and not violence? Too bad that's not what history says.
Guns, and atomic weapons destroyed wars. So, there's that. The end of the world is nigh. And there's nothing we can do about it. What if, both the Rapture, The Summon of the Eledritch Horror and some other world ending events began to occur.
And all you had were these fucking twats to save your asses. Well, too bad, all you have are these fucking twats.
The End is Nigh: Kind of
The world is about to end, unless, these assholes can stop it from being destroyed. It starts all off in the beginning as both the zombie apocalypse, the summoning of the Elderitch of horror, and something about demons and the Anti-Christ.
The Plot
All the world ending events are beginning to happen. Unless the greatest Social Justice Warriors can defeat the enemies before the world ends. The SJW, were an ancient power long ago, who used their ways of philosophy to have everyone basically ignore and argue over who is correct.
The SJW must fight their ways through zombies, cultist, more cultist, demons, and anything else you can think of with their powers of their philosophical ideas. Their powers mighty.
The Cast*If you have other ideas, I am more than willing to take them
Existential Nihilism
Clyde
Your Fearless Leader Artair "Can I finish my coffee first?"
His More stable partner Mable "Guess I am actually doing this"
Absurdism - Minkasha
Cosmicism- Open
Radical Skepticism - Clyde
Feminism - Miss Devil
Christian- Open
Jewish- Open
The Rules
Follow all of RPA rules, you know all of them by now. So I don't feel like repeating them. That's a long list
Have fun with the idea, This Is Not a RP, to piss people off. This RP is created simply to have fun. You can be as radical or mild as you like. The RP is designed for a few laughs.
No God Modding
GM Word is Law, I am a lot heavier on my critique and analysis of characters, don't fight or argue with me. I don't look for complete character sheets, I look for who is willing to own up to their mistakes and edit when asked.
PLEASE Please please, Communicate with me. If you have somewhere to go in the next 2 weeks, please go ahead and tell me. I understand when circumstances don't allow you to, so as soon as you can please inform me
Again Have Fun
Also, No Character Sheets in Spoiler Tags. Thank you.
The Character Sheet
Name: [your name of your character, it's 2016, and a modern RP, so keep that in mind]
Role: [you may either choose your own idea or choose from one of the slots, your choice, will replace a slot though]
Age: [20+]
Gender ID- [how do they identify]
Sexual ID- [how do they identify]
Marital Status: [yes that's right. You can be single, divorced, widows, or married to one of our wonderful cast members, remember to ask someone first]
Appearance: [I will accept, realistic 3D pictures, or realistic drawn images, but nothing too cartoony or too animey. And I will accept Realistic Portrayals of People. No actors on the.....well okay I will make an exception if you choose smart.]
Personality: [normally I am looking for a fully fleshed out character. I still am, but really break the mold here. These are extreme characterizations. So think Saints Row 4, or something like that. I want to see fleshed out characters, but take their role into consideration of their personalities as well. Don't be afraid to make this strange]
Powers: [your powers, are directly Shit Talk Powers. That are from your philosophical views. Make sure they fit the role you chose. For example, maybe a feminist will make a male demon feel bad for terrorizing a woman or something like that]
Equipment: [no weapons, but just ordinary items they carry everyday]
History: [I like fully fleshed out characters, with backstories. For goodness sake, don't go "she was bullied and that made her sad". If you mention it, I want to know how it affected her and I want to know why it's important to building this person]
Theme Song: [last, but not least, their theme songs. Optional. But heavily recommended]
Misc: [anything else I forgot. Add their relationship with their married spouse or something here. Maybe they have a mental illness, etc.]
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