"That's a dangerous thought. There would be tension between man and pillow at all times. Could break it into a domestic incident, cops show up, man ends up with a stab wound and the pillow gets slapped with a restraining order.
Pillow fights are not always playful sorority games. They can turn dark." - Duke
"If you dig in the wrong spot you can hit a gas line and blow up Saturn. Then there would be no rings for anyone anymore. That would be the end of weddings and sport championships. It would also severely limit candy jewelry options." - Duke
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