1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I was most likely named after the person named before I was.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? When I filled up my gas tank …. SOOOO Painful
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Only if it has pickles on it and the bread is toasted
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Yes
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I live in the City so don’t have Young Goats
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends if it is Mr. or Miss You
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Noooooo, not at Allllllllll :P
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? It would violate my confidentially clause to disclose that
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Yep
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? You mean I am suppose to take em off, that could explain the smell then.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? The people who wrinkle their nose and cringe seem to think so
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Cold
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? That they run away
15. RED OR PINK? Or
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Yes
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Everyone, you see, I’m not a very good shot
18. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR BED SHEETS? It varies, mostly depends on what I last rolled around in
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Green, they were white about 4 months ago
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A soul, souls are so tastey
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The clicking of my keyboard
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Broken
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Napalm in the morning
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? The trix rabbit
25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE? I suppose so
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Timex
27. HAIR COLOR? Yes it has color
28. EYE COLOR? two
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope, I wear clothes, though wearing just contacts would be an interesting way of meeting new people, like Police
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Hot
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Perhaps, then again, perhaps not
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Not sure, the neighbor screamed and closed their window before the title came up
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Green, it too was white about 4 months ago
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Chocolate
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Dunno, my co workers freak when I give em either, brb, for some reason HR wants to talk to me now
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Sahara
37. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO? Rocking Chair
38. COMPUTER OR TELEVISION? one of each please
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Read? you jest
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? crumbs
42. FAVORITE SOUND? Doors locking as I approach
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? A silly question, stones roll far better than beatles though beatles are tastier.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Don’t remember, but no matter how hard they try, I keep finding my way back
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Perhaps
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? I think I was
47. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW? Behind my keyboard
48. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE? (OR APARTMENT OR DORM OR WHATEVER) It’s that color - see
49. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR? You mean the parts I haven’t hit things with yet?
50. DO YOU LIKE ANSWERING 50 QUESTIONS? Nope, I won’t answer even one, wait, DID I just answer 50? Doh, you tricked meeeeeeeeee
(the real answers perhaps tomorrow)
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