Ruin a Wish

[Undead_Fears]

Granted, but now your coworkers will be assholes to you

I wish I wasn't afraid of the dark

[Merry]

Granted, you're not afraid of the dark because you are now blind and can't see anything.

I wish I had more time in my day to hang out on RPA.

[LMM]

Granted but your Internet provider now flags RPA as an untrustworthy site, and won't let you visit it.

I wish I wasn't on call for work all the time xP haha

[Anarchdovey]

Granted but you are fired.

I wish I was not in dept.

[Undead_Fears]

Granted, but you lost everything you own because they took it as payment

I wish Five Nights at Freddy's was real

[IFall]

Granted, but you would be one of the souls trapped in an animatronic.

I wish I knew everything already.

[Undead_Fears]

Granted, but you would be driven mad

I wish my anxiety's gone

[Holeypaladin]

Granted, but only until the alcohol wears off.

I wish I was attractive to the opposite sex.

[Undead_Fears]

Granted, but none of them will like you back

I wish I could make my friends happy

[LizChan02]

Granted but they'll ignore you for a week.

I wish my family was loving.