Where there are couches, I shall be there. I will reign supreme. :3
Where there are couches, I shall be there. I will reign supreme. :3
Neverrr!!! For the Ottomon-Couch Alliaaaaannnccceeeee!
*clings to the seat cushion and flings self onto the couch and presumably the current occupant*
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Oh, Milady. You've seem to have fallen into my lap.
Might a poor sinner get a kiss?
Oh, uh.. should I give you two some privacy? I can enter my secret underground and go into hiding now if need be.
No, no, this actually works to the benefit of the alliance. If she wants to be a queen we can always use a Queen Consort, right? I mean...That seems like a legitimate politico-esque reasoning for me to fling myself into a soft lap, right? Right... Right.
What were we talking about?
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I'unno. But I've been told if I lick it it's mine.
Ha!When my own words come back to haunt me.
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Well, I think it's time for me to retreat until the Couch Country figures itself out. Regrettably, I leave the Ottoman Empire without a King for some time. I only hope it does not tear itself apart. *Takes the top of the Ottoman off, revealing a deep hole. Bows, then climbs into the Ottoman's darkness.*
And then there were two.
Icing out the competition. Woo.
*kicks the wall in wearing full barbarian garb and brings my own ottoman cushion to claim the abandoned seat before I flip the couch and place my barbaric ottoman stop it.* I Siksta Khan claim both lands for the Greater Sikgol Horde.
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