Zeke chuckled around the rim of his beer can as everything he said was summarily dismissed and replaced with talks of raiding military bases, flying whirly birds, and lots of important sounding but empty military jargon. Even in his inhibited state Zeke could see this group watched too many movies and thought they could hold off a giant military base by themselves with only a handful of trained fighters to their names and even less supplies and essentials.
As soon as they staked their claim on that mountain base they'd be the biggest damn target to not only deaders, but every other survivor group still kicking around out there and it was almost guaranteed they wouldn't all be peaceful refugees looking for help. The human condition would dictate that the world of Mad Max would be more plausible to how things would pan out once they got themselves set up. Marauders, Raiders, and people too desperate for diplomacy would come out in droves once things settled down a bit. And military bases are fine and dandy, but unless you have enough bodies with enough technical know-how front and center most of it will go to waste and fall into disrepair. Going after bunkers and bases are stuff you do once you already have a homebase set up you don't go right for the biggest fruit on the tree as soon as you leave the house.
But he let it all slide as more talking heads popped into the room acting like they knew what they were doing. He had his kit and the Ragged Lady and a surefire safe haven down south to make for, this group didn't need him at least until they tried to plant crops or get some livestock. No one looked to be well versed in any aspect of farming, Ranger Rick military types mostly. All aviator glasses, cigarettes, and overly complicated military surplus rifles that would fall apart in a few years. Cracking open the last can in his twenty four pack he looked out the window as the sound of gunfire was heard. The man let out a low manic cackle and pulled himself up off his gear. "Those fools gunna die unless one y'all go get'em." Taking a long sip of his beer Zeke looked around as the only response to the shots were the Chopper Jockey and the Limey grabbing an old man with a flamethrower, two strippers, and some piggies to mount a kind of defense and distraction for the fifty strong horde. Zeke grabbed his pistol and swore placing his beer into the empty coffee cup of the woman who had he had heard was named Andi DuPre. "Here girly hold my beer...burps...daddy needs to go to work." After checking that his mag was full he grabbed a pair of grenades off one of the guards and left at a staggering run from the police station.
The small group of survivors had attracted at least half of the horde to their little hideout. But they didn't have the bullets to take them all. Luckily the mad cowboy did have an idea. Picking up speed and stability the Southern man jumped into one of the precincts SUVs and fired the big toy to life after finding the keys had been left in the ignition. He let out a cackle at the thought of the cops giving him a ticket for a DUI after this. But he was sure the court would find him not guilty if this plan worked. Letting off a few shots of his own he roared from the precinct parking lot and plowed through the center of the horde being thankful for the bullet proof glass of the SUV, they would help keep the Zombies from getting in. He mowed down a whole line of the deaders before he broke free letting off a few more shots to make sure as many of them were following him as possible. Swerving and smashing more deaders he soon made his way to the gas station. The vehicle squealed to a stop and Zeke quickly pulled the pins out of the two grenades and jumped from the truck before they blew. The horde was quick to swarm around him, but the luck of the Anarchist was with him as he slid into a storm drain and scuttled down the pipe a little as the grenades blew taking the gas station and the horde with them. It wasn't the best place to hide in an explosion like that and chances were good he might have an entire street cave in around him, but hey...at least it looked cool.
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