Ruin a Wish

[Vualxohn]

The game is simple. You are here to ruin someone's wish.

In each post, the user will ruin the wish above then create their own.

Lets say the wish in the post above was "I wish I could fly." Your post would be similar to this:


Granted, but you can only fly one foot above the ground.

(insert your wish here)

The next person would then continue the game.


I'll begin.
I wish I could teleport.

[Malyka]

Granted, but every time you teleport you lose all your clothes

I wish
that I could become invisible

[Enigma]

Granted, but you go blind.

I wish there was no reason to go to war.

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

Granted, because everyone dies all at once

I wish my coworkers would stop stealing things off my desk an using my personal items

[Merry]

Granted, you've just been fired. Here is a box for all your things.

I wish I could sleep late tomorrow.

[Tolvo]

Granted, you can only sleep tomorrow and NEVER AGAIN.

I wish I was immortal.

[Merry]

Granted, you will now live forever. Unfortunately due to a massive flu epidemic everyone on the planet perishes, rather quickly and you are quite alone. Forever.

I wish my television was bigger

[Craze]

Granted, but all the other items in your household are now huge as well. Good luck, ant person!

I wish I had motivation to draw.

[x Socialite x]

Granted, but you only gain the motivation at the expense of losing all ability. Nice stick person.

I wish I had more money...

[Zed]

Granted, however now you are constantly inundated by friends, family and strangers who constantly beg and/or steal from you.

I wish my Boss wasn't such an ass.