Sadistic Santa has plans for humanity this year. He seeks carnage from those greedy enough to kill for their gifts.Times are changing, and so is the naughty and nice list.
Those wanting presents this year are sent to a winter wonderland; an arena where they will awaken with a gift containing a random weapon and some supplies to barely survive a couple days. They will also receive a Secret Slayer Tracker which randomly selects others nearby to be hunted.
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Spoiler: CHARACTER SHEET
Character Sheet: Name: (your name, you big silly goose!) What you Want: (for Christmas) Weapon: (choose a number from 1 - 30, you will be given your weapon later) STATS
Yes, you'll need these if you are to survive, but I'll keep it simple. Melee - Your skill using close quarters combat weapons such as knives, bats, spears, chairs, shoes, cats, and the sort. Range - Anything dealing with ballistics like firearms... or your ability to throw your knife into a target's head.
You are given 5 points to spread between the two skills. Place them wisely.
Spoiler: OF DICE AND MEN
How it works: Your skills act as both defensive and offensive. The amount of points in the selected skill = amount of dice you roll. State the attack and what skill it uses, roll the amount for yourself and your target. If you roll the highest number, your attack hits! If not, then you miss and your target is aware of your presence.
Example:
You decide to attack me, Imp, with a shoe.
Your melee is 4 and mine is 2. So, you write [roll]4D6[/roll*] (remove *) for your skill and write [roll]2D6[/roll*] for mine. Yes, you will roll for your foe, too.
If your result is higher than mine, OW! You got me!!! Son of an expletive!
Spoiler: ENTER THE WINTER ARENA!
In the arena, we're all targets...
Target - Who you are currently hunting. You can befriend them to try and survive a little longer, or kill them asap. If you fail to ambush them, they are allowed to attack you (in the same round if they haven’t posted, or must wait for the next round) as they now know who you are. Do realize that others may be after them, too.
Hunter - Who is hunting you! You have no clue who it is and won't know until they make the first move. However, if they fail and you kill them, you are free for however long until a new Hunter is given your coordinates... unless multiple members are after you.
While I suggest you go solo to avoid deception, you can work alongside your Target/Hunter to hunt and defend against others. You can both now attack each other's Target/Hunter. You can work together via co-post or separate posts.
OH and to make things last a little longer, everyone receives two health points. This means you should survive the first round, unless your Hunter and your Target both manage to hit and kill you in round 1.
Also, as the Hunter, you may wait to reveal yourself to your target when you are ready. Waiting for your target to have 1 HP left (due to them getting hit by their target) may give you a better chance of eliminating them from the game instead of revealing yourself to them when they have 2 HP and thus can take a hit.
Do be aware that everyone is being hunted... So, the choice is yours if you wish to wait or jump right in before someone else attacks you.
---------- Rules
-Standard, Sub-standard, and Gold Member Status rules apply.
-Take your drama to the PMs
-Those who can't play:
Chairs
Santa's elves (get back to WORK!!!)
Donald Trump
People from Rhode Island (your state is a lie and SO ARE YOU)
The Clairvoyant (I figure you saw that coming)
Ke$ha
The Alt-Right (come at me BRO!)
------------ Weapon List: (for those curious)
1 - Sharpened No. 2 Pencil - Meant for more than just the SATs.
2 - Gamecube console - A durable little thing...
3 - Broken beer bottle - Only $2.99 at Walmart!
4 - Toothbrush - Get cleaning!
5 - Fruitcake - Everyone hates it... make them choke on it!
6 - A Rusty, Trusty AK-47 - A classic!
7 - Ice pick - You get the point. =P
8 - Tom Cruise Missile - Like a regular cruise missile but with 10x the talent.
9 - Giant Gummy Worm - Have your foe choke to death on your thick, long weapon.
10 - Rusty Knife - If the blade doesn't do the trick, the tetanus should.
11 - Katana - A cliche killer!
12 - Bolt Action Hunting Rifle - Seems fitting.
13 - Musket - Powder, Patch, Ball!
14 - A spork - ...or is it a fopoon?
15 - Tommy Gun - Comes with a fedora!
16 - A broken record - A broken record.
17 - Rolled up Vanity Fair Magazine - The articles in this one are rather drab.
18 - Used Syringe - Not sure what was in there... not sure I want to know...
19 - High-Velocity BB Gun - You'll shoot more than the target's eye out.
20 - Slingshot! - The world is your ammo!
21 - Several Tomahawks - Get Native on your foes! Scalping might be a bit too much, though.
22 - Cat-apult - Back-mounted catapult that launches wayward cats.
23 - Chain whip - hwip it! hwip it good!
24 - Flare Gun - Light up the night... and your foe.
25 - A naked photo of your mom - It is that terrifying
26 - Crossbow - Reload time is annoying...
27 - Katar/Punching Dagger - Either one gets the job done in style!
28 - Hot Coffee!!! - IT BURNS!!!!
29 - Cerebral Bore - Locks onto brainwaves and fires a drill that bores into the target brain.
30 - Acidthrower - Shoot a steady stream of acid to really melt away the problems!
Character Sheet:
Name: G
What you Want: (for Christmas) World Peace... Nah, just kidding! A bottle of your finest, well-aged whiskey and a small, tropical island to drink it on.
STATS
Melee - 4. Get within range of these tiny arms and it's on like donkey kong, bitches.
Range - 1. Long-distance vision is a little blurry, never been a gun with sports that involve catching or throwing.
Weapon : 17 (I've never fet so much pressure choosing a number )
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Character Sheet:
Name: Merry
What you Want: More vacation time, someplace warm
STATS
Melee - 2 - don't have the biceps to crush you, but I'll do ok
Range - 3 -you should run, cause if I got you in my scope, you're toast
Weapon - 13 - always my lucky number
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Name: D’Nafein, Dark Lord of the Gif
What you Want: Unlimited access to any Swiss Bank Account I desire.
Weapon: 21
STATS
Melee - 2 - Though untrained I have watched every Bruce Lee movie, seen every version of Highlander, and routinely watch fantasy series. Come at me and face my Tv Fu
Range - 3 - Military trained, but out of practice.
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Name: Q
What you Want: Lego Star Wars set 75192 and/or planeticket to Patagonia
Weapon: 13
STATS
Melee - 3 (I've spent years honing my makebelieve swordfightingskills on imaginary orks and real children)
Range - 2 (My nerfgun hand is fast and quick, but alas, it's a mere nerfgun)
Name: Alexander O'Keely
What you Want: A fucking DRAGON, but if that isn't available, your most badass war-ax
Weapon: 19
Melee - 3 (good with any ax, be that a tomahawk, Viking ax, hatchet or firemen's ax, If it axes, I chopses.)
Range - 2 (I am good at throwing axes.)
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