Legion's Parodies.

**Mosaic** · 09-25-2010, 06:38 AM

So this is basically a thread of any and all songs that I listen to and change certain lines or even the majority of the lyrics with. Anything I put in the songs are not my personal views, but merely for entertainment purposes.

So lets start off with one that randomly came to mind while listening to Ass Like That by Eminem and thinking of the staff of RPA.

I call it.

Spoiler: Staff Like That

I'll be

The way you post it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
The way you ban it
You make my keyboard go
Tick-Clack clack clack

I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
The way you ban it
You make my keyboard go
Tick-Clack clack clack

The way she move's she's like a spam banna
She's movin' those threads to the new Forums
I think someone sent me a PM, I don't think I'ma answer
Nazgul saying freeze! Tick-clack clack clack

What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being
I have RPs, I'm not done not till I'm finished RPing
I am not resisting warning, I am agreeing
Mister Nazgul Sir, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a spam whore
I just like to RP, RP, RP

Yes I make R 'n' B
I sing song that go ringy chong
Ching chong chong chong ching
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I'm sorry please, please forgive
For I am Legion the random one, I am a mere member
I can get away with anything I type and you will love it!

The way they greet them
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
The way you ban them
You make my keyboard go
Tick-Clack clack clack

Merry Gentry
Looks oh so temptin'
Merry I ain't never seen a Staff like that
Every time I see the threads on RPA
My keyboard goes
Tick-clack clack clack

Mary Sue and Annie used to be so wholesome
Now one is getting green, the other looks good Purple
I go the the downtown and post around with my keyboard
Nazgul saying freeze, Tick-clack-clack-clack

What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my RP
I have posting, look I put it away my spoiler spoiled
Please do not remove me from this Downtown forum please
I did not even get to see Anne Bonnie's blogging scenes
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm a common spambot
This RP is P.G. Mister Nazgul, I demand to appeal against warning.

I will simply plead being hacked, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, Free, right back on the threads
What do you mean Shepard is with Siksta?
He's too busy, I'm Legion!
Blue_Tornado has turned quickly green
And I can say that and you laugh
'Cos there's a puppet on my hand!

The way you greet them
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
The way you ban them
you make my keyboard go
Tick-clack clack clack

The Gypsy Queen is
Moderator of the C/G
I ain't never seen a mod like that
Maybe next time I'll say Staff
And she'll make my keyboard go
Tick-clack-clack-clack

The way they ban they make them run a gogo
In that thread they scream 'Get out' you bozos
We need new members, 'Hi my name is JoJo'
Kailya saying Freeze, Tick-clack-clack-clack

What the hell where is Naz?
My forum posts can not be seized
And all my past RPs, I just linked cookies!
Miss Kailya, please, give me back Nazzy!
Here, I make Weegee face, take a look at this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say 'I'll never give'
You up, on the forum, but I think I did
Shepard, is that your best? I think I just saw you 1337
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must log off
Quick get to the chopper, everybody get down
I am not Legion, I am /B get down!

The way you greet them
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
the way you ban them
You make my keyboard go
Tick-clack-clack-clack

So Mysteria
Will you RP-RP with me please?
I ain't never seen a staff like that
'Cos the way you greet them
You make my keyboard go
Tick-clack clack clack

The fuck is wrong with you?
What Lance?
You didn't include me you asshole!

I did this for shits and giggles, and did my best to include all of the staff. Necella help me on a few lines I was stuck on, mainly making mention of the colors of the staff members.

Spoiler: Archive of all parodied song links

Ace of Hearts™ · 09-25-2010, 06:49 AM

FUCKING AWESOME!

**CALYPSO** · 09-25-2010, 06:51 AM

Hilarious

D

**WordsofWisdom** · 09-25-2010, 04:57 PM

*bows to the lord of song.*

EDIT: Could I request Bohemian Rhapsody next?

**Mosaic** · 09-25-2010, 05:14 PM

Hmm...I'll work on that one, I'll see if I can find any inspirations to parody it. I might do another RPA based parody using a majority of the members instead of strictly the staff if I do B.R.

**Anne Bonny** · 09-25-2010, 05:21 PM

Oh my goodness!

+ rep

MOAR PLS

**Mosaic** · 09-25-2010, 07:48 PM

Spoiler: Roleplay Adventures Rhapsody

Is this the intro?
Is this just a filler post?
Just caught a spam bot,
Time to raise the ban hammer
Open your eyes
Look up to the board and see
I'm just a newbie (newbie)
I need no mentoring
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Posting high, Posting low
Any way the posts go
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Merry just banned a bot
Put the hammer against his post
Sent my report, now he's banned
Merry, deserves a pair of shoes
But now Neccy went and wore them all away
Siksta, Slathalin
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back online this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

((Necella on piano))

Too late, your time has come
Selling tickets for Jet Blue
Finger's aching all the time
Goodbye, spambot
You've got to go
Gotta leave us all behind and We'll Roleplay
Nazgul, oooooooh (Stop being so damn idle)
RPA don't want no spam
Sometimes wish I had the ban hammer for myself

((Legion rips out awesome guitar solo))

I saw Annie making out with Neccy
ShadowStrike, ShadowStrike, will you post some pictures
Weegee-face and Rick Rolls, very, very frightening me
(WordsofWisdom) WordsofWisdom (WordsofWisdom) WordsofWisdom, WordsofWisdom Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o
I'm just a newbie nobody loves me
He's just a newbie from a stupid forum
Spare him his posts from his idiocy

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Necella! No, we will not let you go
Let her go
Necella! We will not let you go
Let her go
Necella! We will not let you go
Let her go (Will not let you go)
Let her go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let her go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Annie Bonny, Annie Bonny) Annie Bonny, let me go
The Gypsy Queen has the Clan-and-Guild put aside for me, for me, for me!

((Legion Rocks out on his guitar again!))

So you think you can spam me and sell me viagra
So you think you can convince me into buying Cialis
Oh, baby, though that is rather tempting
I just gotta get out, just gotta get out and Roleplay

((MORE GUITAR WHO CARES ABOUT THE PIANO!))

(Oooh yeah, YOU'RE BANNED!)

((Damnit Neccy you really had to ruin my guitar streak with that piano shit?))

RPA really matters
Everyone can see
RPA really matters
RPA really matters to me

Any way the RPs go...

Had Neccy's help with quite a few spots, and I think it came out wonderfully. We made mention of a few members here and there and one specific spam whore, Words of Wisdom since you suggested the song you got a special place in the parody. Everything in the double parenthesis is just random stuff I wanted to put in for humor sakes making note of what came in between stanzas, and anything in single parenthesis is all the backup vocal stuff.