Please Don't Post Here

[Omac]

This thread is mine. Please don't do it.

I'm asking nicely this time. I kindly ask that you do not post here.

Every single year I have asked you not to post here. I have put up signs. I have hired guards. I have offered cookies to those who would follow the rules. I have tried everything to convince all of you not to post here. You would think after we opened up a rift in space time and a vortex opened in the skies that some of you would take it more seriously. And yet, still some of you insist on posting here.

Please don't post here.



For the love of all that is toast. Please don't post here.

[InfraredHero]

I will refrain from posting here if you give me chocolate

[Omac]

We're completely out of chocolate but we do have cookies.

[InfraredHero]

Okay, I will accept cookies.

[Omac]

I've left them next to the door. Please don't let it hit you on the way out.

[InfraredHero]

Is there a limit to how many I can take?

[Omac]

One per customer.

[InfraredHero]

Do I at least get a glass of milk to wash it down?

[SikstaSlathalin]

Interesting.

[Omac]

Okay fine, but if you spill it don't come crying back to me.