“And for he was a knyght auntrous
He nolde slepen in noon hous,
But liggen in his hoode;
His brighte helm was his wonger,
And by hym baiteth his dextrer
Of herbes fyne and goode."
Canterbury Tales, The Tale of Sir Thopas, lines 909-914
Though she had hoped to hobble the knight with her strike, the fact that he had deflected the blow enough for the effect to be harmless didn't surprise the English woman. She was, after all, facing against a member of an elite order of demon slayers... one who was likely every bit as skilled in combat as she was, though in his corrupted state, it seemed as if much of his skill had been replaced by reckless aggression. However, the longer she observed the man, the more skilled he became in both offense and defense... as if her words were getting through to his tormented soul and his sanity was returning. She could only hope this was true, and that he would regain his senses, along with his faith in God Almighty so that his soul wouldn't be forever damned to the fires of Hell.
As she prepared to counter his next move, another unexpected... and in this case, quite absurd interloper appeared in the middle of the arena. It seemed to be... some sort of bird man, quite out of place in a dimension of Purgatory devoted to bloodshed and violence. Obviously it frustrated the paladin quite a bit, causing an unexpected laugh from the Lancer due to the sheer ridiculousness.
"Verily," she responded to his words, "This place, 'tis naught a field of battle. Thou fytest to the pleasure of the demons thou slayeth."1 She indicated the cheering audience as she said this, who continued to laugh and applaud at the spectacle before them. "A battle, 'tis a fyte 'tween foes, yea thou we should be allies."2
She observed the paladin to see how he would attack next. Clearly he realized the reach advantage that her weapon provided, as his attacks all included attempts to close the distance. Indeed, sprinting forward as he did allowed him to move faster than she could retreat... which is why, instead of retreating, she opted to instead step to the side once more, this time to his shield side as he had opted to swing his weapon.
However, the lingering affects of whatever parlor trickery the bird demon had played to the entertainment of a crowd seemed to affect the paladin's blow. For a moment, the mace appeared to be a very girlish, sparkling wand with a golden star for a head rather than a flanged striker. The swings from the fairy wand, as this was the closest she could come to defining the odd transformation, caused glittery sparks to fly forth harmlessly as if it were some sort of spell most silly.
As she gripped her own sword-staff to strike back, it seemed as if her the paladin's mace hadn't been the only weapon affected by this parlor trickery... her own shaft became limp, so to speak, wobbling like a wilted rope, the steel blade some sort of rubbery substance. In frustration, she shook the weapon for a while in order to try and return it to its original form, but in doing so she missed out on an opportunity to strike.
It seemed as if neither of them would be able to attack the other without some sort of parlor trickery resulting instead of the intended violence, so Gytha attempted to reach the paladin with words once more. "I would know thine name, Sire Knight," she said to the paladin. "I be a frail woman of no reknown, beknown as Gytha by mine battle kin."3 Judging by the man's accent, he was a Scotsman, though educated well enough to understand and speak in coherent English... no doubt thanks to his knightly order. Likely he had traveled quite far and wide in his crusade, killing heathens, heretics, and Saracens along with demons and other monsters. Indeed, the life of a crusader seemed much more adventurous than her own duties as a glorified town guard... though she had lost her desire for adventure long ago.
1. "However, this place isn't a battlefield. You're only entertaining to the demons you kill."
2. "A battle is a fight between enemies, but we should be allies instead."
3. "I want to know your name, Sir Knight. I'm just a weak woman who you've probably never heard of, who my battle sisters call Gytha."
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